Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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