I skipped work to stalk him.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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