Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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