woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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