OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Randomize
