chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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