come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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