i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Is it because I queefed?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Randomize
