what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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