For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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