Dual....:-)
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Do vagina's smell?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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