The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
