I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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