Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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