The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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