can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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