...so i touched it.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
