What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He kissed a someone with a penis
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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