Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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