How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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