you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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