What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
