i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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