Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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