Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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