white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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