You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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