It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
