are you still at the devil's house?
Sponge bath it is.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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