There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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