Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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