would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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