Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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