He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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