I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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