I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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