he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I lost the right to judge tonight
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