You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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