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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.

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the hells wrong with u

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(330): View more from Ohio

Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times

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(334): View more from Alabama

I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.

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(410): View more from Maryland

he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home

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(773): View more from Illinois

death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life

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