My hand turned me down
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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