Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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