You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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