No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
