I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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