Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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