So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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