you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
