fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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