So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
this hospital has no fireball
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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