He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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