I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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