But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Randomize
