She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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