he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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