ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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